Whistleblower Wannabes Mugs

The Corporate Trust: 'Since we have an agreement of transparency with the feds, I don't need to remind all of you that this meeting never happened.'

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

The transparent safe box of Panama

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

Panama Papers Scandal

"I worked hard, I played hard and I embezzled hard."

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

This government special reserve fund is like a cookie jar for crooked cronies!

Bribery and Corruption.

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

Vacancy at the Ecuadoran Embassy

'If you had more criminal potential, you'd get a bonus like all the other investment bankers!'

'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'

USA 2030

NHS targets

'We want to get maximum publicity on this, Klodnik, so release it to Wikileaks.'

"Duct tape fixes leaks in the office, too."

"Those are muzzles for whistleblowers."

'At least he kept his promise not to go to the media or government.'

"You have to handle complaints very carefully, the shredder is at the end of the corridor."

Facebook in Crisis

"You know how to whistle don't you Steve, you just put your lips together and blow. . . but I wouldn't recommend it."

"This just in: alternative facts are not facts. They're lies. I'm a delinquent ten-year-old and even I know that."

"I don't understand why we sweep for illegal surveillance bugs every day, when It'll all be leaked to the press or on twitter the next day anyway."

NSA Hoover

Indictment of the Month