Ocd Ally Gifts

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Shakespeare was bisexual

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

Fabulous civil union cake.

'Psst, Noah - there's a rumour going round that the dodos are gay.'

"#Metoo unveils an awful abyss of disrespect, harassments and hostility towards women! Let's make a film about it - boobs and violence sells great!"

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

Runner going through hurdles.

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"Oh no, we've been inned."

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ."

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

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Civil Howdy Pardnership

"Thanks, but I'm in the midst of a lesbian phase that started the day I was born."

'So long as he doesn't preach what he practices.'

"Hiya, sweetie! Don’t mind us..!" "We’re here to protect you from boys in girls restrooms..!" "What’s in the basket..?"

Joseph and the Coat of Many Colors.

'...like a nappy in the wind...'

Psyche Delia

PRIDE!

"He's not gay, but he's often gay-adjacent."

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

Dog hides eyes as car turns into vet clinic.

"I guess "heterosexual backwoodsmen" doesn't have the same ring to it."

'Heck Hank, I want you to become my life purtner!'

"The good news is everyone's on board. The bad news is the unicorns are gay."

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'