Ocd Awareness Fan Gifts

Beware of Obsessive-Compulsive Dog

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Space Pioneer

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'How could anyone think that this department is under staffed?'

Football fans in corona times

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

'Couldn't Jack Spratt eat polyunsaturated fat?'

"Now you've done it!"

"You probably already know this disease from the walkathon of the same name."

VP Moving & Shaking and VP Bobbing, Weaving.

"Wouldn't one pen in your pajamas suffice?"

'Hello, is that the Compulsive Callers helpline?'

"Bad news. The competition brought in 13 coupons and seventy thousand reasonable facsimiles."

'I'll have 17,000 prawn balls...'

'I never played baseball, football or soccer. . . I grew up in the 'concussion era'.'

A man splits in half when lifting a heavy box.

Early Signs of Spring: Skunk mating season begins.

Warning! Do not slam into this sign while chasing after fly balls.

"Blame evolution ifyou need to, but it's not my fault if us drones evolved to be lazy and you female bees evolved to be hard working..."

"Someday we'll look back at this as the golden age of childhood obesity."

'Welcome to the obsessive compulsive's hotline. To continue in English, tap the keys in numerical order, a few hundred times.'

Password?

"I love boutique healthcare! I have a great doctor on retainer and I get this great subscription box every month!"

'To bring awareness of a very important issue and how much it means to me...What part of, I'm-wearing-a-ribbon-and-you're-not, don't you understand?'

Raccoons, the obsessive compulsive hand washers of nature.

'So the epithelial cells recovered by the fiberoptic branschoscopy suggests....'

Enjoying summer baseball, D-style.

'Know what? I can't be arsed.'

Smokes Like A Chimney

Junk food.

Spot The Difference For Beginners

"Ordinarily, we'd love to come, but we don't want to miss a single minute of tonight's pledge drive."

Man being stabbed in back by a cloud of his own cigarette smoke