Ocd Awareness Supporter Gifts

'Welcome to the obsessive compulsive's hotline. To continue in English, tap the keys in numerical order, a few hundred times.'

'Hello, is that the Compulsive Callers helpline?'

Coronavirus Global Alert

'Your blood Sugar is very high.'

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

"... ad that's when I got into the harder stuff, biscotti."

"Just think of all the cigarettes I could have smoked."

Lost Man, brown hair, white cane.

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

"You probably already know this disease from the walkathon of the same name."

Beware of Obsessive-Compulsive Dog

"I can't remember if they turned me off or not"

"He's not my dog, he's my partner."

'I'll donate them to ANYONE but a DOG.'

AIDS prevention

'Whoa, hey, guys! Where are you going?! I was just brushing my teeth, see!'

"Wouldn't one pen in your pajamas suffice?"

'I'll have 17,000 prawn balls...'

"It's a disaster Sir: most new recruits suffer from some kind of ADHD or phone addiction and can't follow a trail for more than 30 seconds..."

One-eyed golfer with matching eye-patch.

'Just Quit Smoking.'

Couple ignore drowning man, saying: 'It's just a cry for help.'

"Someday we'll look back at this as the golden age of childhood obesity."

"This is Howard, we met at whelkaholics."

Lyme's Disease Support Group

'No, no! Don't make my food touch! I'll talk! I'll talk!'

'Wow... longest red light ever, eh boy?'

Deaf people wear big black earmuffs.

And you think that hard core smokers actually care about the image on the pack?

Raccoons, the obsessive compulsive hand washers of nature.

HIV Ignorance.

Smokes Like A Chimney

'Do you have a bike that says I support fighting cancer but hate being lied to?'