Ocd Awareness Supporter Gifts

'Welcome to the obsessive compulsive's hotline. To continue in English, tap the keys in numerical order, a few hundred times.'

'Hello, is that the Compulsive Callers helpline?'

Coronavirus Global Alert

'Your blood Sugar is very high.'

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

Lost Man, brown hair, white cane.

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

"You probably already know this disease from the walkathon of the same name."

AIDS prevention

"I can't remember if they turned me off or not"

"He's not my dog, he's my partner."

Beware of Obsessive-Compulsive Dog

'I'll donate them to ANYONE but a DOG.'

'Whoa, hey, guys! Where are you going?! I was just brushing my teeth, see!'

"Wouldn't one pen in your pajamas suffice?"

One-eyed golfer with matching eye-patch.

'I'll have 17,000 prawn balls...'

"It's a disaster Sir: most new recruits suffer from some kind of ADHD or phone addiction and can't follow a trail for more than 30 seconds..."

'Just Quit Smoking.'

Couple ignore drowning man, saying: 'It's just a cry for help.'

Lyme's Disease Support Group

"Someday we'll look back at this as the golden age of childhood obesity."

"This is Howard, we met at whelkaholics."

'Wow... longest red light ever, eh boy?'

Deaf people wear big black earmuffs.

And you think that hard core smokers actually care about the image on the pack?

Raccoons, the obsessive compulsive hand washers of nature.

HIV Ignorance.

'Do you have a bike that says I support fighting cancer but hate being lied to?'

'Know what? I can't be arsed.'

Smokes Like A Chimney

'The guy who took my pencils was about five-nine, brown hair, black leather jacket, grey pants . . .'