Ocd Warrior Pillows

"I can't remember if they turned me off or not"

Second lifeReal life.

Privacy - Surveillance

"Make sure the coffee has extra caffeine. I want the employees awake during overtime."

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

"So what brings you in today?"

"I can work for twelve straight hours without needing to be recharged."

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

A question you don't want - "How many fingers am I holding up."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"No need to rush. Take all weekend if you must."

'Sanders, our numbers on google are slipping, let's pump up the keywords.'

"With the new year approaching, I was hoping you could help with my resolution...."

"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic."

'You have a harmless but highly irritating form of nervous disorder we call D.Y.I. - Diagnosing Yourself on the Internet.'

"Interesting diagnosis. Now let's ask Google for a second opinion, shall we?"

'Then I said, ‘This is crazy. You can't force me to work overtime.''

'Maybe we can rob Peter AND Paul.'

"Next time you want me to swallow a camera, just wrap it in bacon!"

"You're only 35 but you say you've worked for 42 years?"

ALBA on Ebola

"My chronic condition has been pestering me every single day for the past six months. I'm a lifelong quitter so its persistence is troubling me."

A New New World Order

"How come they call these tax returns when I never get any money returned?"

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

"I'd like to request a transfer from the children's ward."

You should know, I expect my employees to work long hours. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16.

'I didn't get a promotion, but he put me on salary so I can work 60 hours a week without getting overtime.'

'Whenever nubilous the nebbish grabbed his gamp.'

Monsanto

"P..P..Please! Just leave me alone!!"

'What are you trying to say, Alan?'

'I disagree with you, doctor. It's not just a hangnail. According to the Internet, it's a rare genetic disorder. . .'