Chronic Condition Navigator Pillows

"I was just surprised you put the word 'marriage' next to the question asking if you suffered from a chronic condition."

Wall Street Couch

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

Economic Downturns

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

'Ten things you should be worried about.'

"So what brings you in today?"

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

The Covid Tail

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

Capitalism.

Ruble in Trouble

'We don't have a mission statement. We have a survival plan.'

"You'll have to take this medication for the rest of your life, but don't worry it's non-addictive."

'Please don't interupt-we've only got 45 minutes.'

Pride - from The Seven Deadly Sins.

'The Human Comedy needs a laugh track.'

"It's official, Michael has filed for moral bankruptcy."

Woman and scales.

"Instead of days, my pill organizer is divided into months."

Coronavirus and Atlas

'I'm the doctor - I'll decide what's chronic!'

We need bold action to raise morale, yet not make people think there's a problem.

CITY HALL, NO PROBLEM IS TOO BIG OR TOO SMALL., 'Oh, no, your problem isn't too big or too small - it's just too difficult.'

Covid-19 vaccine - locally-sourced $50 /shot

"My chronic condition has been pestering me every single day for the past six months. I'm a lifelong quitter so its persistence is troubling me."

"The doctors call it Polymyositis, but I call it 'Military Arthritis' because it comes with a lot of fatigue."

"You'll get a lot of head injuries but, on the plus side, you won't remember any of them."

'You must be one of Billy Covey's teachers.'

'Tell the staff the company has hit a symbolic iceberg and is slowly sinking.'