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Food shortages and the pandemic

'I want to forewarn you that my HMO won't approve any treatment that uses a needle.'

Wall Street Couch

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

Economy

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Hospital Departments

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

Economic Downturns

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

2nd bailout for Greece by EU.

Try not to worry.

Ruble in Trouble

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

The Covid Tail

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

Capitalism.

"Cardiac day patients?"

'We don't have a mission statement. We have a survival plan.'

Man rides on a vaccine in a sea of COVID-19 molecules.

Medicare: More is Better!

"Most of our procedures are out of network."

"You look perfectly suited for managing on the pigeons have a salary that goes with the job!"

'I recommend a second opinion so the HMO won't second guess me.'

Coronavirus and Atlas

Woman and scales.

Doctor sits near work boxes labelled; 'NHS' and 'Private'.

"It's official, Michael has filed for moral bankruptcy."

We need bold action to raise morale, yet not make people think there's a problem.

Quarandating.

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

"I don't see the doctor anymore because I'd have to hire some kid to set up the patient portal."