Christmas Snobs Pillows

Christmas Snob

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

Santa called but you were out!

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"Gesundheit!"

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

"Personally, I'd love to have the next Intergalactic Santa Convention held on my planet, but the earthlings might panic."

"Room for bigger presents."

'The farmer's kids asked me to wake them early tomorrow: It's Christmas day!'

Advent Calender.

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

"Guess what the elves told me? The North Pole is made out of candy!"

'Santa has been and he's taken our telly...'

There's no place like home for the holidays...

"Christmas day or nor, it was under the tree! How could you expect me not to peek?"

'On the outside I'm all ho-ho-ho. But inside I feel weak and shaky, like a bowl full of jelly.'

Ever vigilant, the restive Claus uses it to get an early start on the naughty and nice list.

"I love craft beer! It's opened an exciting new world of snobbery for me."

"I told the carol singers where to go in no uncertain terms, so that's saved us some money!"

Christmas card access

"Your behavior was kind of shady so don't be surprised if you only receive clothes for Christmas."

"Ugh...I hate tailgators."

Aliens collide with Santa.

Dog in Christmas outfit with cracker.

‘Claus Bros. Roof Repair'

364 days a year jobless. Please help!

Dog moves out of the way of Father Christmas.