Christmas Junkies Pillows

Christmas Flyers.

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Christmas Tree

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

King Kongs first christmas

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

Yo ho ho!

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

Santa called but you were out!

Bingo Saves Christmas - Part Three

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

It was indeed an awkward moment, but Mrs Claus had nailed them all...finally, the truth was out!!

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Pole dancers

Holiday Gifts 2020

'Your first cruise then, mate?'

Everything for a buck.

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

"Room for bigger presents."

"Personally, I'd love to have the next Intergalactic Santa Convention held on my planet, but the earthlings might panic."

Santa's Out Tray.

Cat in a Christmas tree.

'The farmer's kids asked me to wake them early tomorrow: It's Christmas day!'

'Alsace-Lorraine - What did YOU get for Christmas?'

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

Safe Christmas.

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

Santa and New Technology

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

Santa hosing the Chimney.