Holiday Junkie Pillows

Sign in Cafe says 'We put on a Thanksgiving feast' and sign in window of next door gym says 'We take it off.'

"Unwind - you're on holiday."

"How's your digestion?"

Santa opens Summer Sale.

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

The High Line at Giza

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

Midwest Winter Items.

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

Man biking with an enormous amount of things on his back.

A Sweet Christmas Connection

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Holiday Gifts 2020

"Cut down on the Ho-Ho's."

'Believe me, I understand.'

"We should just stay down here year-round."

Ecstatic caravan

Santa, alien, easter bunny and sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

'Apparently we were wrong expecting him to return from vacation with renewed enthusiasm and vitality!'

'Happy New Year!'

"Did you know that someday astronauts may put themselves into deep hibernation to artificially shorten the grueling journey to their ultimate destination? Wake me up on Christmas morning."

'This is just a holiday tradition - It's nothing personal.'

The Day After a Long Weekend: "Monday?? Wednesday? There's no way to know!!"

"I won't be needing you this year."

'I love holidays!'

Early Micronesian Casino

'Don't worry I'm sure the Easter bunny landed on his big fuzzy feet!'

What do you wish for next year?

"But the travel agent said the beach was safe. Did you go into the water?"

The Keisters of Easter Island