Holiday Hijinks Lover Pillows

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Elfie Stick

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"I could get used to working remotely."

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

Christmas on Other Planets.

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

The Reindeer Strike

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

"I've made a terrible mistake."

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

Holiday Gifts 2020

Roscoe's Great Escape

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer had used to have a very shinysun-seekingtreacherouscharitablefame-seeking mobile nose

Santa, alien, easter bunny and sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Rudolph With His Nose So Bright.

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

Santa Harley

A man works in a snow globe.

'How come I never see you in church?'

'How To Survive The Holidays'.

'Apparently we were wrong expecting him to return from vacation with renewed enthusiasm and vitality!'

"Fruitcake?""I'm stuffed."

Where were you on the night of December 24th between 10pm and 5am