Festive Mix-up Lover Pillows

"Who hired him?"

"Guess who brought king cake!"

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

Snowman

Cake

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

A centipede's Christmas stockings

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

Busy mom drops a child off at the kennels and is on her way to dropping the dog off at kindergarten.

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

"Thar be an Hallowe'easter a blowin'."

Come To Church Today and Beat the Christmas Rush.

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

Christmas Dwarves

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

Balloon ski lift

Can you guess what it is yet?

Ice skating boyfriends

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

Seventh Birthday

"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."

'Rudolph, I've reason to believe that you're moonlighting for a mobile phone company.'

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.

"Oh man! We're in a snowglobe!"

Happy Easter!

Has he been smoking dope? Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground?

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."