Festive Mishap Lover Pillows

Insurance claim on Grandma

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

Snowman

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

A centipede's Christmas stockings

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

Christmas Dwarves

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

Ice skating boyfriends

Balloon ski lift

"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."

'Rudolph, I've reason to believe that you're moonlighting for a mobile phone company.'

"Oh man! We're in a snowglobe!"

'A 1982 bottle of KMart Beaujolais Nouveau? You shouldn't have, really. I mean you really, really shouldn't have...really.'

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

Happy Easter!

Has he been smoking dope? Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground?

"You say that you have a ringing in your ears?"

Desert crawler rescued by truck that won't start.

Santa vs traffic warden...

"How the hell am I supposed to compete with that?"

'Warning - inappropriate behaviour could lead to harassement claims. Please shake hands under the mistletoe!'

"I can't tell the difference - They all smell like carrots to me."

'I survived four Thanksgivings. I deserve to accompany you on the Veterans' Parade!'

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."