Festivity Junkie Pillows

Father Christmas dancing.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Night of the Latkes

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Panettone

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

"Anything but milk and cookies."

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Yo ho ho!

Snowman

Cake

Christmas Drinks 'n' Nibbles System

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Christmas sweater alternatives

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"