Festivity Junkie Pillows

Father Christmas dancing.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Night of the Latkes

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Panettone

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Yo ho ho!

"Anything but milk and cookies."

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Snowman

Cake

"Hmm. The lights are on, but nobody's home..."

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

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