Holiday Spirit Junkie Pillows

Holiday Gifts 2020

Santa Claus's Mail

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Ice Skater

Santa called but you were out!

Snowman

Tipping Pain Chart

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

Just one more choccy...

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

Happy St Pancakes Day

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

Merry Kissmas

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

O Christmas Tea

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

Street Carolers

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

Mice playing double bass

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

Peace on Earth

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."