Fans Of Christmas Lore Pillows

"I'm sorry, Rudolph, but empathetic soulsource crystal navigation has made that nose of yours pretty much obsolete."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

Santa called but you were out!

"Gesundheit!"

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"Heavens above no, I'm not the angel of the Lord. I'm the landlord from the Angel. I wondered if you fancied a pint."

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

'The farmer's kids asked me to wake them early tomorrow: It's Christmas day!'

"Room for bigger presents."

"Personally, I'd love to have the next Intergalactic Santa Convention held on my planet, but the earthlings might panic."

'My brother got all the glory. For me it was Randolph with your nose so pink, you really make my sleigh team stink.'

"Guess what the elves told me? The North Pole is made out of candy!"

"Christmas day or nor, it was under the tree! How could you expect me not to peek?"

'Santa has been and he's taken our telly...'

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

There's no place like home for the holidays...

'On the outside I'm all ho-ho-ho. But inside I feel weak and shaky, like a bowl full of jelly.'

Ever vigilant, the restive Claus uses it to get an early start on the naughty and nice list.

"Rudolph, call the recruitment department - I asked for 'Elvish helpers!'"

Christmas card access

Aliens collide with Santa.

"Ugh...I hate tailgators."

"Your behavior was kind of shady so don't be surprised if you only receive clothes for Christmas."

Santa left a six pack and cookies.

Dog in Christmas outfit with cracker.

T'was the night before the night before Christmas.

‘Claus Bros. Roof Repair'

Dog moves out of the way of Father Christmas.

364 days a year jobless. Please help!

"My dad wants me to have all the things he never had, and he never had a pony."

"I'm the ghost of no-Christmas-for-you!"

"Look! The name is Donder! Not Donner! It's Donder! Got it? Good!"