Lover Of Holiday Lore Pillows

T'was the night before the night before Christmas.

Santa Claus's Mail

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Santa, alien, easter bunny and sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

'Apparently we were wrong expecting him to return from vacation with renewed enthusiasm and vitality!'

Child Testing Santa Claus's Generosity

Christmas Eve at Mr. Wardle's

'Happy New Year!'

"Did you know that someday astronauts may put themselves into deep hibernation to artificially shorten the grueling journey to their ultimate destination? Wake me up on Christmas morning."

"What time does the Black Friday parade begin?"

'This is just a holiday tradition - It's nothing personal.'

The Day After a Long Weekend: "Monday?? Wednesday? There's no way to know!!"

Happy St Pancakes Day!

'I love holidays!'

"We're terribly excited - Macaulay Culkin is reading Susannah's novel."

"Oh my! Kids, don't eat the house too quickly!"

The Last Throes of Summer and Real Life.

"Every family has one weird relative - if you don't know who it is, then it's probably you."

'I'm prepared to do something different as long as it offers me the same 364 days off a year.'

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

So glad you could make it!

Cat on the Harp

SEE SANTA, ''Happy Holidays'? -- Don't tell me YOU'RE getting politically correct, now?'

'Let's welcome Tina back from two weeks in Hawaii, and hope this phase passes soon.'

'Stop that! We're not on holiday now!'

"I'm sorry, Rudolph, but empathetic soulsource crystal navigation has made that nose of yours pretty much obsolete."

Tree piercings.

"Mrs. Santa Claus wants a divorce, the elves in my workshop is on strike, the reindeer just hate me and global warming makes my place in the North Pole melt!"

This Christmas Let's Hang Together

"Just what I wanted."

"I sometimes wonder what view the locals take of tourists."