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T'was the night before the night before Christmas.

Santa Claus's Mail

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Santa, alien, easter bunny and sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

'Apparently we were wrong expecting him to return from vacation with renewed enthusiasm and vitality!'

Christmas Eve at Mr. Wardle's

Child Testing Santa Claus's Generosity

A Starry Night.

'Happy New Year!'

"Did you know that someday astronauts may put themselves into deep hibernation to artificially shorten the grueling journey to their ultimate destination? Wake me up on Christmas morning."

"What time does the Black Friday parade begin?"

'This is just a holiday tradition - It's nothing personal.'

The Day After a Long Weekend: "Monday?? Wednesday? There's no way to know!!"

"We're terribly excited - Macaulay Culkin is reading Susannah's novel."

"Oh my! Kids, don't eat the house too quickly!"

'I love holidays!'

Happy St Pancakes Day!

The Last Throes of Summer and Real Life.

"Every family has one weird relative - if you don't know who it is, then it's probably you."

'I'm prepared to do something different as long as it offers me the same 364 days off a year.'

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

So glad you could make it!

'Stop that! We're not on holiday now!'

"I'm sorry, Rudolph, but empathetic soulsource crystal navigation has made that nose of yours pretty much obsolete."

'Let's welcome Tina back from two weeks in Hawaii, and hope this phase passes soon.'

This Christmas Let's Hang Together

Cat on the Harp

"That's the only letter you received in the mail. Kids no longer write letters. They email or text."

SEE SANTA, ''Happy Holidays'? -- Don't tell me YOU'RE getting politically correct, now?'

Tree piercings.

"Just what I wanted."