Holiday Myth Enthusiast Gifts

Ho jo to ho ho ho

Christmas Tree

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"Home depot."

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

Horn of Leftovers

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Happy Turkey Day!

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

How to spot the infrequent Mass attendees.

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

'I hate all holidays!'

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

Santa's Helpers

'Will you be my Valentine?'