Gothic Holiday Lover Pillows

"Believe me-if you could see yourself, you'd drop the whole idea!"

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

Cybergoth.

Nick Cave

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

Cover Design for Cambridge ABC (Student Magazine)

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

Trilby - Mademoiselle Ernestine singing 'Les Cloches du Monastere'.

"You never know what will catch on!"

Santa, alien, easter bunny and sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"I know we're not supposed to invite them over the threshold dear, but it seemed awfully rude to leave him standing on the doorstep."

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

Happy Valentine's Day

The Vampire's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with small Coffins attached

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

The Goblin and the Sexton

"Wait! First, his attorney."

Rejection leaves a terrible scar....

'Apparently we were wrong expecting him to return from vacation with renewed enthusiasm and vitality!'

Trilby - 'For Gecko'.

Vampire Couple, "I suppose you're out again for your usual eight pints?"

'This feels a bit strange: Are you really from the Blood Bank?'

Trilby - 'Confession

Till life do you part.

'He won't bite anyone! I'm hoping it's just a phase.'