Gothic Holiday Lover Mugs

"Believe me-if you could see yourself, you'd drop the whole idea!"

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

Cover Design for Cambridge ABC (Student Magazine)

Cybergoth.

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

The Vampire's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with small Coffins attached

Trilby - Mademoiselle Ernestine singing 'Les Cloches du Monastere'.

"I know we're not supposed to invite them over the threshold dear, but it seemed awfully rude to leave him standing on the doorstep."

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

"You never know what will catch on!"

Santa, alien, easter bunny and sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Wait! First, his attorney."

Rejection leaves a terrible scar....

The Goblin and the Sexton

'Apparently we were wrong expecting him to return from vacation with renewed enthusiasm and vitality!'

'He won't bite anyone! I'm hoping it's just a phase.'

Janet Leigh caricature

"Surprised?"

'This feels a bit strange: Are you really from the Blood Bank?'

Till life do you part.

Trilby - 'Confession

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.