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"I'm sorry, Rudolph, but empathetic soulsource crystal navigation has made that nose of yours pretty much obsolete."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

Santa called but you were out!

"Gesundheit!"

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"Heavens above no, I'm not the angel of the Lord. I'm the landlord from the Angel. I wondered if you fancied a pint."

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

'The farmer's kids asked me to wake them early tomorrow: It's Christmas day!'

"Personally, I'd love to have the next Intergalactic Santa Convention held on my planet, but the earthlings might panic."

"Room for bigger presents."

"Christmas day or nor, it was under the tree! How could you expect me not to peek?"

There's no place like home for the holidays...

"Guess what the elves told me? The North Pole is made out of candy!"

'Santa has been and he's taken our telly...'

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

'On the outside I'm all ho-ho-ho. But inside I feel weak and shaky, like a bowl full of jelly.'

Ever vigilant, the restive Claus uses it to get an early start on the naughty and nice list.

Dog in Christmas outfit with cracker.

"Ugh...I hate tailgators."

"Your behavior was kind of shady so don't be surprised if you only receive clothes for Christmas."

Aliens collide with Santa.

Christmas card access

T'was the night before the night before Christmas.

‘Claus Bros. Roof Repair'

"I'm the ghost of no-Christmas-for-you!"

"My dad wants me to have all the things he never had, and he never had a pony."

Dog moves out of the way of Father Christmas.

364 days a year jobless. Please help!

Christmas wish of a COVID Vaccine.

"I have decided to go on holiday this year and would therefore like to hire one million santas for December 25th."