Christmas Myth Enthusiast T-Shirts

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'Do you think that's wise?'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

"I don't believe in you!"

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Panettone

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

Christmas Presents.

"Elfis"

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Santa called but you were out!

Zoom Christmas

'He's got your nose.'

Filming Christmas

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

'No, dear. I don't think the star on the Christmas tree will implode, and suck our living room into a black hole.'

Reindeer

"I noticed a few browns."

Meet Santa's entourage

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"