Whimsical Christmas Mythologist T-Shirts

Our whimsical Christmas mythologist t-shirts add a playful and imaginative touch to holiday attire, ideal for anyone who loves mythic stories and festive fun.

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Santa's elevator

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'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...' mockup

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

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'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!' mockup

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

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'Well, the magic of Christmas is officially over, unless it includes waking up to a septic tank backup.'

'Well, the magic of Christmas is officially over, unless it includes waking up to a septic tank backup.' mockup

'Well, the magic of Christmas is officially over, unless it includes waking up to a septic tank backup.'

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He Sees You When You're Sleeping

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"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband." mockup

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

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'Son, you're old enough now to know, there's no such thing as Christmas.'

'Son, you're old enough now to know, there's no such thing as Christmas.' mockup

'Son, you're old enough now to know, there's no such thing as Christmas.'

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A group of ladies fearful to leave their cab as the cabman has mistletoe on his hat

A group of ladies fearful to leave their cab as the cabman has mistletoe on his hat mockup

A group of ladies fearful to leave their cab as the cabman has mistletoe on his hat

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'I'm not saying that global warming is a reality...'

'I'm not saying that global warming is a reality...' mockup

'I'm not saying that global warming is a reality...'

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'Sorry Son, I might be the fastest animal on land, but I don't think I could catch the Gingerbread Man...'

'Sorry Son, I might be the fastest animal on land, but I don't think I could catch the Gingerbread Man...' mockup

'Sorry Son, I might be the fastest animal on land, but I don't think I could catch the Gingerbread Man...'

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Santa's Nightmares

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Happy St Pancakes Day!

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"Y' know Sir - Red really is your colour..."

"Y' know Sir - Red really is your colour..." mockup

"Y' know Sir - Red really is your colour..."

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'Moon Jumper One, you are entering restricted Christmas airspace. ABORT!;

'Moon Jumper One, you are entering restricted Christmas airspace. ABORT!; mockup

'Moon Jumper One, you are entering restricted Christmas airspace. ABORT!;

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'Number two - can you say: 'Screw the milk and cookies...where's the VCR?' In a cheerful, jolly voice?'

'Number two - can you say: 'Screw the milk and cookies...where's the VCR?' In a cheerful, jolly voice?' mockup

'Number two - can you say: 'Screw the milk and cookies...where's the VCR?' In a cheerful, jolly voice?'

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"I told the carol singers where to go in no uncertain terms, so that's saved us some money!"

"I told the carol singers where to go in no uncertain terms, so that's saved us some money!" mockup

"I told the carol singers where to go in no uncertain terms, so that's saved us some money!"

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Three Wise Women: 'Then at about six weeks or so you can probably expect a touch of colic...'

Three Wise Women: 'Then at about six weeks or so you can probably expect a touch of colic...' mockup

Three Wise Women: 'Then at about six weeks or so you can probably expect a touch of colic...'

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"Peace on earth. Goodwill to all men and who ordered the triple cheese with extra pepperoni?"

"Peace on earth. Goodwill to all men and who ordered the triple cheese with extra pepperoni?" mockup

"Peace on earth. Goodwill to all men and who ordered the triple cheese with extra pepperoni?"

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'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

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'These are Trans-Fat free, right?' mockup

'These are Trans-Fat free, right?'

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"If Santa knows when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake...is he with the CIA?"

"If Santa knows when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake...is he with the CIA?" mockup

"If Santa knows when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake...is he with the CIA?"

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"I'm sorry, Rudolph, but empathetic soulsource crystal navigation has made that nose of yours pretty much obsolete."

"I'm sorry, Rudolph, but empathetic soulsource crystal navigation has made that nose of yours pretty much obsolete." mockup

"I'm sorry, Rudolph, but empathetic soulsource crystal navigation has made that nose of yours pretty much obsolete."

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'About this patriarchal middle-class morality of yours....'

'About this patriarchal middle-class morality of yours....' mockup

'About this patriarchal middle-class morality of yours....'

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Virgin Mary reads card: 'SORRY! The Angel Gabriel called to bring you glad tidings of great joy, but you were out.'

Virgin Mary reads card: 'SORRY! The Angel Gabriel called to bring you glad tidings of great joy, but you were out.' mockup

Virgin Mary reads card: 'SORRY! The Angel Gabriel called to bring you glad tidings of great joy, but you were out.'

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"It was never about the presents - it's about the power."

"It was never about the presents - it's about the power." mockup

"It was never about the presents - it's about the power."

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"Life was a LOT easier before AI and the 'Internet of things'!"

"Life was a LOT easier before AI and the 'Internet of things'!" mockup

"Life was a LOT easier before AI and the 'Internet of things'!"

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'I'll be down in a mo. I'm filling in for the partridge who is on a toilet break.'

'I'll be down in a mo. I'm filling in for the partridge who is on a toilet break.' mockup

'I'll be down in a mo. I'm filling in for the partridge who is on a toilet break.'

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Chimney-Greasing Santa

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"I believe you're Santa, but Spike isn't so easily convinced."

"I believe you're Santa, but Spike isn't so easily convinced." mockup

"I believe you're Santa, but Spike isn't so easily convinced."

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Whimsical Christmas Mythologist T-Shirts Collection

Whimsical Christmas Mythologist Mugs

Explore more whimsical Christmas mythology on our mugs—perfect for adding a festive, mythical touch to your morning coffee or holiday decor.

Whimsical Christmas Mythologist Pillows

Add a touch of mythic whimsy to your home with our Christmas-themed pillows—ideal for cozy holiday decorating.

Whimsical Christmas Mythologist Prints

Enhance your holiday decor with our whimsical Christmas mythologist prints—beautiful art that celebrates festive legends with a creative twist.