Christmas Myth Explorer T-Shirts

'Is there really a Santa Claus? That depends - are we talking about the man or the brand?'

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Phoenix

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

BRAND-NEW OMG-STORY

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

Centaur Sprinter

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

"Are you sure this what he said to build?"

Freia and her golden apples

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

"I told you not to include woodpeckers!"

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

'Son, you're old enough now to know, there's no such thing as Christmas.'

Death chatting in a pub - "The scythe?...Oh that went years ago. I've got a brand new combine harvester in the car park!"

'How would you like a fairy tale wedding before I eat you?'

Shepherd points out the north star to 3 wisemen holding maps.

'Careful Jack - it might be a GM beanstalk!'

"They harvest our noses then liquify them and drink the juice. They believe it gives them special powers called 'antioxidants'."

Moses Before Pharaoh's Daughter.

Steampunk Santa

"Wait – we're all wolves in sheep's clothing?"

"We only have the Bible."

'Must be Pandora's.'

Santa's elevator

'Any sign of a yeti there, Fred?'

Wishing well

"We do pretty well when you stop to think that people are basically good."

"It turns out my last name is actually Clausbaum."

"I can't believe I'm almost five and I'm just now hearing about the helmet fairy."

'You're Bigfoot? Now, why don't I believe you?'

'We'd better hurry up with that Eve project - Adam's getting solipsistic.'

How the Magic Dragon got the Knickname 'Puff'.