Christmas Myth Explorer Prints

'Is there really a Santa Claus? That depends - are we talking about the man or the brand?'

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Phoenix

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

Marley had a little lamb

BRAND-NEW OMG-STORY

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

Centaur Sprinter

Freia and her golden apples

"I told you not to include woodpeckers!"

"Are you sure this what he said to build?"

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

'My brother got all the glory. For me it was Randolph with your nose so pink, you really make my sleigh team stink.'

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

'Son, you're old enough now to know, there's no such thing as Christmas.'

Death chatting in a pub - "The scythe?...Oh that went years ago. I've got a brand new combine harvester in the car park!"

'How would you like a fairy tale wedding before I eat you?'

Shepherd points out the north star to 3 wisemen holding maps.

'Careful Jack - it might be a GM beanstalk!'

Moses Before Pharaoh's Daughter.

"They harvest our noses then liquify them and drink the juice. They believe it gives them special powers called 'antioxidants'."

Steampunk Santa

"Wait – we're all wolves in sheep's clothing?"

'Must be Pandora's.'

"We only have the Bible."

Santa's elevator

'Any sign of a yeti there, Fred?'

Wishing well

"We do pretty well when you stop to think that people are basically good."

The origin of the Easter Bunny/ Easter egg connection

"I can't believe I'm almost five and I'm just now hearing about the helmet fairy."

Wolf in sheep's clothing.

"I thought I knew Venice quite well, but I don't recognise any of this at all."

'We'd better hurry up with that Eve project - Adam's getting solipsistic.'