Christmas Folklore Fan Pillows

'A child was abducted from our nursery.'

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Vlad the Inhaler

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

Santa called but you were out!

Santa's wash day.

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Edna spots the ever elusive Loch Ness Monster.

"I'm getting too old for this..."

Balding gnomes

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'