Christmas Snobs Gifts

Christmas Snob

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

Santa called but you were out!

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"Gesundheit!"

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

"Room for bigger presents."

Advent Calender.

"Personally, I'd love to have the next Intergalactic Santa Convention held on my planet, but the earthlings might panic."

'The farmer's kids asked me to wake them early tomorrow: It's Christmas day!'

'Santa has been and he's taken our telly...'

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

"Guess what the elves told me? The North Pole is made out of candy!"

"Christmas day or nor, it was under the tree! How could you expect me not to peek?"

There's no place like home for the holidays...

'On the outside I'm all ho-ho-ho. But inside I feel weak and shaky, like a bowl full of jelly.'

Ever vigilant, the restive Claus uses it to get an early start on the naughty and nice list.

"Rudolph, call the recruitment department - I asked for 'Elvish helpers!'"

"I love craft beer! It's opened an exciting new world of snobbery for me."

"I told the carol singers where to go in no uncertain terms, so that's saved us some money!"

Santa left a six pack and cookies.

Christmas card access

Dog in Christmas outfit with cracker.

"Ugh...I hate tailgators."

"Your behavior was kind of shady so don't be surprised if you only receive clothes for Christmas."

Aliens collide with Santa.

‘Claus Bros. Roof Repair'

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