Christmas Comedy Gifts

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."

"I don't care who's naughty or nice anymore-I only keep track of who's crossed me."

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

Hip hop Santa.

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

"Maybe this year..."

Your dad is a union man, isn't he?

A group of ladies fearful to leave their cab as the cabman has mistletoe on his hat

"Don't you love the smell of burning leather boots this time of year?"

'Santas Ponzi Scheme'

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

"Doesn't it seem like we just finished letting the air out of last year's tree?"

'I'm not saying that global warming is a reality...'

'Never mind the price, what the hell is myrhh?'

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

'...So I figured with all of this free cooling why not install a data center?'

"The Three Wise Men followed a star...wasn't their GPS working?"

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'Sorry Son, I might be the fastest animal on land, but I don't think I could catch the Gingerbread Man...'

Santa incorporates therapy into his repertoire.

Santa's Nightmares

Santa Hat Hair

"Has your husband been exposed to Christmas at all?"

"I thought you might like to have a merrier brain for the new millennium!"

About Santa 2017.