Christian Faith Gifts

Fish swim in shape of a cross.

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Priest's 'To do' list.

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

Early Piety

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

At the 2021 Religious Games

Tiny Visions

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"Freshly ground pepper?"

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

Drive-thru Church

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you.

Father

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."