Christian Studies Gifts

Thomas Aquinas

"Tell you what, Mark, when we write the gospels, better edit out that bit."

"Apologetics does not mean saying sorry."

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Moses on the web

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Priest's 'To do' list.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Yes, all at once!'

Early Piety

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

TSA Noah

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

"I miss the Augean stables."

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

Christian and Born again Christian...

"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."

"Can you read the part about Job again?"