Evangelical Studies Gifts

Which One Polls Better?

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Moses on the web

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Yes, all at once!'

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

TSA Noah

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

The World's Biggest Book Club

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

How world war III started.

"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

Hot cross buns

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

"I really don't care what yours says. My weather app says rain for 40 days and 40 nights. I think you should probably go with that, Noah."

The Ten Really Cool Facts

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

"Does the ark have wifi?"

When Holy Cows are sent out to "Pastor"

Welcome: Skeptics Society