Evangelical Studies Gifts

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Moses on the web

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Yes, all at once!'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

TSA Noah

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."

How world war III started.

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

Hot cross buns

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

Welcome: Skeptics Society

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

The Ten Really Cool Facts

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"