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Thomas Aquinas

"Tell you what, Mark, when we write the gospels, better edit out that bit."

"Apologetics does not mean saying sorry."

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

Moses on the web

Priest's 'To do' list.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Yes, all at once!'

Early Piety

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

TSA Noah

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"I miss the Augean stables."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."