Christian Faith Prints

Fish swim in shape of a cross.

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Priest's 'To do' list.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

Early Piety

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

At the 2021 Religious Games

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

Tiny Visions

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"Freshly ground pepper?"

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

Father

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Christian and Born again Christian...

That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you.

"Can you read the part about Job again?"