Christian Educator Gifts

"Bible studies class? We're still writing it."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

Bible Bloopers

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

Early Learning Today

Noah's ark, many lions

Moses as a child.

"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."

Caption Contest TK

"So, if the Pope is pious, what kind of pie is he... apple?"

My mother says the bible is full of good people, like Moses, who brought kindness to the world. That alone makes it a worthy basis for morality in today's world. Moses, Numbers 31:9-18(NIV), look it up.

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

Nun Binning the Devil

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

"I have an app for that."

'Moses parted the water so the Isrealites could go across? You mean in the mud?'

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."