Christian Educator T-Shirts

"Bible studies class? We're still writing it."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

Moses as a child.

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The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style

"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."

Bible Bloopers

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

"So, if the Pope is pious, what kind of pie is he... apple?"

Noah's ark, many lions

My mother says the bible is full of good people, like Moses, who brought kindness to the world. That alone makes it a worthy basis for morality in today's world. Moses, Numbers 31:9-18(NIV), look it up.

Early Learning Today

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'Moses parted the water so the Isrealites could go across? You mean in the mud?'

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

"I have an app for that."

Nun Binning the Devil

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'