Chore Rebel Gifts

Mowing Job Sucks.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

Lawnmower

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Yoga To-Do

'But you said to clean my room.'

Think Just Inside The Box.

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Joe Henry

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

Editorial Control

'Too many exclamation points!!!!!!'

'Let's rock!'

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

'Imagine the damage he could have done as a corporate accountant...'

Kurt Cobain

Graffiti Art Class