Chores Rebel Gifts

Taking out the garbage can, cleaning up my room... Why doesn't someone start a civil war to free us kids?!

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

'Caw blimey!'

'But you said to clean my room.'

Monday around 9PM.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

"I don't CARE if Tracy Emin's bed sold for £4440,000...I STILL want you to clean your room."

I know! How about I take out the trash? Clean the basement? Re-tile the bathroom? Take you to the ballet? Ok. Ok. I'll have "the talk" with Teddy.

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

Jason and the Aga notes.

Welcome to MOMtana

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

"My dad said they used to be bands."

That's what I call a well trained dog!!

"He's mad because smart trash bags that take themselves out don't exist yet."

'It's your night to catch dinner.'

'You need to start using a fabric softener.'

"Hola...I was wondering if you need your lawn mowed."

Walk dog, brush your teeth.

'Have you ever heard the parable of the lawn left unmowed?'

'Before I mow the grass, I'd like to quote from section four, paragraph c, of the state child labor code...'

Mahout and his elephant on wash day.

"We'd like to switch you from working under the radar to living off the grid."

'Hmmm...where's that other sock?'

Man hanging out underpants on washing line.

Carpet cleaning

"You hate ironing? Me too."

Fish living in a washing machine.

"All day long, someone is telling me what to do. I'll sure be glad when I'm old enough to do what I want!"

The five stages of laundry 1. Denial I'll do it tomorrow. 2. Anger Why are there no clean clothes!? 3. Bargaining Ok! Who wants to help with the laundry? 4. Depression Can't. Do. It. 5. Acceptance