Chores Rebel Gifts

Taking out the garbage can, cleaning up my room... Why doesn't someone start a civil war to free us kids?!

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

'Caw blimey!'

'But you said to clean my room.'

Monday around 9PM.

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

Jason and the Aga notes.

"My dad said they used to be bands."

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

That's what I call a well trained dog!!

"He's mad because smart trash bags that take themselves out don't exist yet."

"Hola...I was wondering if you need your lawn mowed."

Walk dog, brush your teeth.

'It's your night to catch dinner.'

'You need to start using a fabric softener.'

'Have you ever heard the parable of the lawn left unmowed?'

'Before I mow the grass, I'd like to quote from section four, paragraph c, of the state child labor code...'

Carpet cleaning

Man hanging out underpants on washing line.

Mahout and his elephant on wash day.

"We'd like to switch you from working under the radar to living off the grid."

'As if I didn't already have enough cleaning and sewing to do, the big galoot goes and invents COOKING!'

The five stages of laundry 1. Denial I'll do it tomorrow. 2. Anger Why are there no clean clothes!? 3. Bargaining Ok! Who wants to help with the laundry? 4. Depression Can't. Do. It. 5. Acceptance

'I didn't forget to empty my pockets. That's your tip.'

"You hate ironing? Me too."

"All day long, someone is telling me what to do. I'll sure be glad when I'm old enough to do what I want!"