Chore Rebel Mugs

Mowing Job Sucks.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Lawnmower

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Think Just Inside The Box.

Yoga To-Do

'But you said to clean my room.'

Joe Henry

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

'Too many exclamation points!!!!!!'

Editorial Control

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

'...and when I did finally take out the trash, she locked the door behind me.'

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"