Cholesterol Keen Gifts

The Enormous Peer Pressure on Good Cholesterol

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

Good Cholesterol.

Sawdust.

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!"

'I intend to stay as CEO of this organisation come hell or high cholesterol.'

Patient sees smiling doctor and mean-looking doctor: 'Oh, I get it ? it's the old good cholesterol/bad cholesterol routine.'

'What's with my cholesterol problem, Doc - all I eat is grass and grain!'

'If I'm reading this chart correctly, your LDL is ranch dressing'.

'To show support for Daddy's low cholesterol diet, we'll all be eating porridge for breakfast.'

'You need more fiber and less cholesterol in your diet. Throw out the eggs you bought and eat the carton they came in.'

"So, when will you start telling us about good vs bad cholesterol?"

'Your lab tests are back. Your cholesterol weight, and self importance are all too high.'

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.

'With my new heart I have to worry about cholesterol.'

'They worry about their cholesterol, but they don't give a damn about ours!'

Good Cholesterol / Bad Cholesterol.

The Walrus and the Spoilsport

'Triglycerides? Let's just say when your cholesterol,HDL and LDL are partying it up, he's the guy you want to gate crash!'

I'll call for an ambulance. He's losing choleseterol.

"Odd - you have bad cholesterol, good cholesterol, and some cholesterol that wonders why everyone can't just get along."

'The 'senior special' was two eggs, bacon, ham, cheese, hash browns and buttered toast for only $1.99. However, the two cholesterol lowering pills, I had to take, were four dollars each.'

Welcome at the Healthful Restaurant. We allow neither cholesterol, GM food, colourings, dust nor guests.

"I love kids but my doctor says they're bad for my cholesterol."

'My doctor says I need more good cholesterol. I think this sausage is as good as it gets.'

"Your good cholesterol has come under the influence of your bad cholesterol."

'See a doctor. Your cholesterol is twice your weight.'