Cholesterol Keen Prints

The Enormous Peer Pressure on Good Cholesterol

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

Good Cholesterol.

Sawdust.

"Maybe selling the cow for a bag of beans was a bad deal, but my cholesterol has never been better!"

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

Patient sees smiling doctor and mean-looking doctor: 'Oh, I get it ? it's the old good cholesterol/bad cholesterol routine.'

'I intend to stay as CEO of this organisation come hell or high cholesterol.'

'To show support for Daddy's low cholesterol diet, we'll all be eating porridge for breakfast.'

Good egg, bad egg.

'If I'm reading this chart correctly, your LDL is ranch dressing'.

'What's with my cholesterol problem, Doc - all I eat is grass and grain!'

Everything Deep Fried. . . Food Shaming

'You need more fiber and less cholesterol in your diet. Throw out the eggs you bought and eat the carton they came in.'

"So, when will you start telling us about good vs bad cholesterol?"

'Your lab tests are back. Your cholesterol weight, and self importance are all too high.'

'They worry about their cholesterol, but they don't give a damn about ours!'

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.

'With my new heart I have to worry about cholesterol.'

Good Cholesterol / Bad Cholesterol.

The Walrus and the Spoilsport

'Triglycerides? Let's just say when your cholesterol,HDL and LDL are partying it up, he's the guy you want to gate crash!'

'Good news! Your cholesterol is the very, very bad kind!'

I'll call for an ambulance. He's losing choleseterol.

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"Odd - you have bad cholesterol, good cholesterol, and some cholesterol that wonders why everyone can't just get along."

'My doctor says I need more good cholesterol. I think this sausage is as good as it gets.'

'The 'senior special' was two eggs, bacon, ham, cheese, hash browns and buttered toast for only $1.99. However, the two cholesterol lowering pills, I had to take, were four dollars each.'

"I love kids but my doctor says they're bad for my cholesterol."

"Your good cholesterol has come under the influence of your bad cholesterol."