Cholesterol Rebel Gifts

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Any time is cake o'clock

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"I gotta be me!"

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

Lockdown casserole

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

"Fresh pepper spray?"

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

"I'm unable to process this image."

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

Good Cholesterol.

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

Recipes.

"If you liked tonight's meal, you might enjoy 'Making The Meal,' a documentary with outtakes and commentary when the cook ran out of eggs because someone put an empty carton back in the refrigerator..."

Unabridged Dictionary

'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.'

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

'Are you sure the recipe calls for a whole cup of good burgundy?'

"What, exactly, did you say to the maître d'?"