Chocolate Refuser Gifts

No thanks, Bill, I'm allergic to chocolate. It makes me break out in pounds.

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

'She gets so excited for the dumbest reasons.'

Missing Easter Egg

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Would you like to see a dessert menu or do you not need a little treat after each meal?"

The Cheshire Cat drinking tea.

'Has he been out with your mother by any chance?'

'We cut it into teensy-weensy squares.'

Listen, I'll put chocolate chips in your flapjacks, too, but I ain't makin' smiley faces with 'em.

'That Smith kid just invited us to his church on Easter Sunday!'

Turkey going away for Christmas.

"Wow, interesting, looks like she's not just being mean: research shows that chocolate is actually bad for us. . ."

'I was able to neutralize the stress hormone using chocolate.'

'Frankly Mum, hot chocolate would be more of a treat than ice cream...'

Candy Shop and Al's Gym:'We have heart-shaped candies' - 'We fix pear-shaped bodies'.

"Milk, milk, lemonade, round the back's where chocolates made."

Becky Thornmorton: The most popular girl at Central High's annual Easter egg hunt.

'I can't decide if I want to play the Toblerone or the Jello.'

Dog with Flowers and Chocolates.

"Of course I'm polite, I'm cordial!"

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow...

"YOLO, baby. YOLO."

How milkshakes are made

Bar None

"Who let the dog get into the chocolate?"

Black Forest Cake

John envied his friends who worked at the local chocolate company

"You are what you eat. . . and I plan to be very sweet to you later."

'Yep, that's my dog, and yes, it's a chocolate lab.'

Visualize Inner 'Piece'...

A child hunting for Easter eggs finds alien eggs instead.

"How'd I get here?" "Well, you did say that the chocolate lava cake you had, covered with flecks of real gold, is to die for, right?" "Oh, yeah."

Strange Easter bunny

'He spends 90 per cent of his pocket money on sweets.'