Chocolate Avoider Gifts

"It's Easter tomorrow, so they'll hide Easter Eggs in the garden, but don't eat them: chocolate is poisonous to us!"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Occu-Pie Mars

Any time is cake o'clock

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Too much sugar."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Satya Nutella

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Cake Friday!

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

"Have you seen my dad?"

The wife whisperer.

Chocolate Shop

7 brownies worth of exercise.

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

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