Chocolate Avoider Gifts

"It's Easter tomorrow, so they'll hide Easter Eggs in the garden, but don't eat them: chocolate is poisonous to us!"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Occu-Pie Mars

Any time is cake o'clock

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Too much sugar."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

Chocolate Shop

The wife whisperer.

Cake Friday!

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

'What kind of filling would you like?'