'Yes Mr. Johnson, if you buy a box of chocolates you can be in control of the selection
Chocolate Selector Gifts
For the chocolate lover who appreciates a dash of creativity, our selection offers a delightful range of products that combine humor and artistic charm. Perfect for those who see chocolate as more than just a treat—it's a passion, a muse, and a source of everyday joy. Whether they enjoy expressing their love for chocolate through their decor or want a fun accessory, our creations are designed to bring a smile and inspire their sweet side.
"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"
Occu-Pie Mars
Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.
Any time is cake o'clock
Ice Cream Surgeon
'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'
"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"
"Too much sugar."
The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.
"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."
Satya Nutella
We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.
Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka
An historic event in Candyland: When M met M
"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."
We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!
Can I give you a slice of the action?
"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."
"I am so attracted to you right now."
'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'
'What the..? She IS a stick!'
Ice Cream Dreams.
"Have you seen my dad?"
"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"
"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"
"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."
"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"
'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'
Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!
Cake Friday!
Chocolate Shop
The wife whisperer.
7 brownies worth of exercise.
'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'
Chocolate Selector Gifts Collection
Chocolate Selector Mugs
Explore our full range of chocolate-themed mugs and find the perfect witty and artistic design to brighten their mornings.
Chocolate Selector Pillows
Add a touch of charm and comfort to their home with our delightful chocolate-themed pillows, blending humor and style beautifully.
Chocolate Selector Prints
Beautiful chocolate-inspired prints are a great way to showcase their sweet passion—browse our artistic collection now.
Chocolate Selector T-Shirts
Looking for more creative ways to celebrate their love of chocolate? Check out our witty and charming chocolate-inspired t-shirts.