Chocolate Refuser Prints

No thanks, Bill, I'm allergic to chocolate. It makes me break out in pounds.

'She gets so excited for the dumbest reasons.'

Missing Easter Egg

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'We cut it into teensy-weensy squares.'

'Has he been out with your mother by any chance?'

"Would you like to see a dessert menu or do you not need a little treat after each meal?"

Turkey going away for Christmas.

'That Smith kid just invited us to his church on Easter Sunday!'

"Wow, interesting, looks like she's not just being mean: research shows that chocolate is actually bad for us. . ."

'I was able to neutralize the stress hormone using chocolate.'

'Frankly Mum, hot chocolate would be more of a treat than ice cream...'

Candy Shop and Al's Gym:'We have heart-shaped candies' - 'We fix pear-shaped bodies'.

"Of course I'm polite, I'm cordial!"

Dog with Flowers and Chocolates.

Becky Thornmorton: The most popular girl at Central High's annual Easter egg hunt.

"Milk, milk, lemonade, round the back's where chocolates made."

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow...

Black Forest Cake

Bar None

"You are what you eat. . . and I plan to be very sweet to you later."

How milkshakes are made

"Who let the dog get into the chocolate?"

"YOLO, baby. YOLO."

John envied his friends who worked at the local chocolate company

Strange Easter bunny

"How'd I get here?" "Well, you did say that the chocolate lava cake you had, covered with flecks of real gold, is to die for, right?" "Oh, yeah."

'He spends 90 per cent of his pocket money on sweets.'

A child hunting for Easter eggs finds alien eggs instead.

'Stress relief techniques include meditation, slow breathing, and visualization of chocolate bars.'