'Only his closest associates are allowed to call him Peking'
Chinese Cuisine Pillows
Add a cozy, humorous touch to your space with our Chinese cuisine-inspired pillows. Perfect for foodies and home chefs, these cushions bring a playful vibe to your living or dining area.
'You will eat a fortune cookie very soon.'
'My fortune says 'You will be hungry again in an hour'.'
Misfortune cookie.
'How is the Peking Duck prepared?' 'I'll break it to her gently.'
NO Damn Silverware...Authentic Chinese Cuisine
'We didn't mean to place an order online. We're just trying to figure out how to turn it on.'
"Everyone reading their fortunes aloud will not relieve the crushingly dull conversation."
'You are severely allergic to monosodium glutamate.'
"Hide all the chopsticks."
Chinese Meals on Wheels
I find that I can cut back on calories if I use only one chopstick.
'It says I forgot my wallet.'
'I am starving do you fancy a Chinese?' - 'No thanks I ate one last week.'
'We don't have pressed duck, but we could shove around a chicken for you.'
'All the rice you can eat... with one chopstick.'
"Now that I'm pregnant they give me two fortune cookies."
Chinese Novel Cookie
"It says. . . 'That wasn't chicken.'"
Sesame Noodles
Wang's Chop Suey Kitchen: All our chopsticks have tested lead free.
"Man, what I wouldn't do for some Chinese take-out."
"Your fortune: in a few minutes the rice with rotten shrimps that you ate will start making you feel very sick. We strongly recommend that you drive to the nearest hospital."
"I like the Businessman's Special. The fortune cookies all have stock futures in them."
"All that you have eaten so graciously has been cooked in animal fat."
"I've had the bean curd low mein, the kung po gai ding, and the fortune cookie and, believe me, hands down, the fortune cookie wins every time."
"I've learned something about you tonight, Alan. You say 'chowmein' when you mean 'lomein'."
Menu. We ran out of cookies, so I burned your fortune in the moo shu.
'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'
"Don't mind him....that's a win-ton."
A man eating vegetable roll with chopsticks
Reflection Cookie: You have just finished a very salty meal.
Misfortune Cookie
"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."
'Do you have any wine from the Ming dynasty?'
Chinese Cuisine Pillows Collection
Chinese Cuisine Mugs
Explore our collection of Chinese cuisine-themed mugs—perfect for adding a humorous or heartfelt touch to your morning coffee or tea. Find your favorite design today!
Chinese Cuisine Prints
Bring charm and culture into your space with our Chinese cuisine-inspired prints. Ideal for kitchen walls or dining rooms, they celebrate your passion for Asian flavors.
Chinese Cuisine T-Shirts
Discover stylish t-shirts inspired by Chinese cuisine. From witty graphics to vibrant designs, these shirts are a great way to show your love for Asian flavors and good humor.