Asian Cuisine Pillows

Tofu: Firm, Soft, Amusingly Jiggly

Home, Sweet and Sour Home.

The Witches Discover The Wok

"They won't work!!!"

"Waiter, these chopsticks are not cooperating."

Fortune: you will eat a funky little cookie soon.

'My fortune says, 'You will soon enjoy genetically modified rice'.'

Sushi for two, please.

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"I've learned something about you tonight, Alan. You say 'chowmein' when you mean 'lomein'."

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

'Only his closest associates are allowed to call him Peking'

"Say it with Pierogies"

'My fortune says 'you can't be too thin, or too rich, or have too much computer memory'.'

'...or, if you're watching your cholesterol, we also have thousand-year-old egg substitutes.'

Simulated travel...dine with us in local cafes & pretend you're in London, Paris, Tokyo, Mexico City, etc...

Dog Chow Mein

'Do you have any wine from the Ming dynasty?'

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

Chinese Novel Cookie

'All the rice you can eat... with one chopstick.'

'It says I forgot my wallet.'

"I like the Businessman's Special. The fortune cookies all have stock futures in them."

The day the dinosaurs died...'There's no fortunes in any of these!'

Russian Cuisine. Do you still have borscht? Yes, the beet goes on.

'We don't have pressed duck, but we could shove around a chicken for you.'

"Did you order the Won-ton soup?"

I find that I can cut back on calories if I use only one chopstick.

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