Asian Cuisine Enthusiast Pillows

'Yes, it takes a little while to learn to handle chopsticks!'

"Why don't you just ask the waiter for a knife and fork Brian?"

The Witches Discover The Wok

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

'My fortune says 'you can't be too thin, or too rich, or have too much computer memory'.'

Inappropriate garnish.

Sushi for two, please.

Chinese Novel Cookie

"They won't work!!!"

'I don't know what I ordered, but I think it's going to be good!'

“It's his first hibachi.”

Tofu: Firm, Soft, Amusingly Jiggly

Panda leaving chinese take-away with bamboo.

'You are about to get a terrible paper cut!'

'Do you do the squished up little balls that taste of fish - or are you the wrong ethnicity?'

'There's a new push to improve the quality of food available...here's the takeovut menus for Ling's Chinese and the Indian in the High St!'

"It says. . . 'That wasn't chicken.'"

Quark soup

"This to you left me says you want a wok."

'We didn't mean to place an order online. We're just trying to figure out how to turn it on.'

"'Slow and steady wins the race.' What's yours say?"

"Oh no! Not Polynesian again!"

'What?! I told you I like long woks on the beach - what were you expecting?'

"Waiter, these chopsticks are not cooperating."

Lucky Cat

"I thought that we were going to eat something exotic tonight - not just a traditional English meal."

Home, Sweet and Sour Home.

Fortune: you will eat a funky little cookie soon.

Welsh Cakes

"How did you get on with the food while on holiday?"