Asian Cuisines Pillows

'What?! I told you I like long woks on the beach - what were you expecting?'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

The Witches Discover The Wok

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

"I've learned something about you tonight, Alan. You say 'chowmein' when you mean 'lomein'."

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

'Only his closest associates are allowed to call him Peking'

"Say it with Pierogies"

'My fortune says 'you can't be too thin, or too rich, or have too much computer memory'.'

'...or, if you're watching your cholesterol, we also have thousand-year-old egg substitutes.'

Simulated travel...dine with us in local cafes & pretend you're in London, Paris, Tokyo, Mexico City, etc...

Dog Chow Mein

Sushi for two, please.

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

Chinese Novel Cookie

'It says I forgot my wallet.'

'All the rice you can eat... with one chopstick.'

"I like the Businessman's Special. The fortune cookies all have stock futures in them."

'Do you have any wine from the Ming dynasty?'

Acupressure Gauge

"They won't work!!!"

Russian Cuisine. Do you still have borscht? Yes, the beet goes on.

The day the dinosaurs died...'There's no fortunes in any of these!'

'We don't have pressed duck, but we could shove around a chicken for you.'

"Did you order the Won-ton soup?"

I find that I can cut back on calories if I use only one chopstick.

Tofu: Firm, Soft, Amusingly Jiggly

'How is the Peking Duck prepared?' 'I'll break it to her gently.'

Pagoda

'You put the fortunes in AFTER you bake the cookies!'